Programming Fundamentals

What's the best piece of advice you've ever been given?

Doing something imperfectly is better than not doing it at all.

It’s a bug 🥲

No, it’s a ✨fEAtUre✨

Best programming joke?

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

If you had to use a fake name, what would it be?

Ibrahim Ghoneim (They still don't know)

Favourite function? y = b*cos(x)

Why? It's just because of x

what show are you currently watching?

gilmore girls because winter <3

Are there any side effects to taking a CompSci Degree?

no!;
not as far as i_m aware at least;
if (i didn_t tell you i did comp_sci) {
    i think you_d never know;
}

huh; 
it_s been so long; 
i don_t think i can tell anymore;

if (you notice anything strange) {
    then please let me know;
}

What are you most looking forward to in COMP1511 this term?

Helping students learn and working towards creating a fun and supportive atmosphere in classes!

What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything

42

What's your favourite part of commuting to uni?

Dogspotting at Moore Park!

What is your favourite snack?

Raspberry and mango Haagen Dazs icecream

Why do programmers prefer dark mode?

Because light attracts bugs!

What is your favourite board game right now?

I'm loving Wingspan + the Oceania expansion!!!

What is your favourite VSCode theme to use?

FakeDonald's by Samuele Pignone

What do you do in your spare time?

I used to answer this question with "bouldering" but since a recent hip injury I've taken up Neapolitan Pizza making!

How many apples can you eat in a week?

A lot. As in 12kg of apples.

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Unexpected '{' on line 22.

Why do programmers confuse halloween and christmas?

Because 31 Oct == 25 Dec!

Best Smash Bros character?

anything but R.O.B. please god

How many roommates do you have?

Around ten, but getting more. And ... they are all plants.

fav place to sleep at uni?

the couches in hilmer <3

!false

it's funny because it's true

How to help a dolphin that can't swim?

Teach it about the C.

What do you wish was different?

Nothing

Which place has the worst drivers?

Well after www.nvidia.com/download/index.aspx, I'd have to say Atlanta Georgia (their driving test lasts 3 minutes and is monitored remotely by an 'instructor'!).

Вивчаєте українську мову?

Ні, я не вчуся.

Do you love food?

Undoubtedly.

Why should you sleep?

Do you not get curious how a computer works? And ever wanted to make the components, operating system solve problems by building solutions? I think that's pretty cool. Also don't play LoL

Favourite lego piece?

Lego brick separator

How do you implement fibonacci in C efficiently?

int fibonacci(int n) { int f[n+1]; f[0] = 0; f[1] = 1; for (int i = 2; i <= n; i++) { f[i] = f[i-1] + f[i-2]; } return f[n]; }

Why don't programmers like parties? 🪩

Because they prefer functions 😎🍾;

What is similar between coding and playing piano?

Both are performed by hands :D.

If the computer knows I'm missing a semicolon, why won't it add it itself?

I don't know. I really don't know.

Favourite manga?

20th Century Boys

What's something you read that really moved you?

"Coding is art, and true art is open to interpretation"

However please note, this is not legal advice.

Why do programmers hate nature?

Too many bugs.

How many times have you watched The Office?

Thrice as many times as there are tutors named Daniel in this course.

Why was the developer unhappy at their job?

They wanted arrays.

Why did the cloud break up with the data center?

It needed more space

no thoughts

head empty

void prompt() {

// add answer here

}

Why do java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C

What’s the vscode extension that every good programmer needs?

vscode pets :D

New to programming? Let me give you a few pointers to get you started!

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Fun Fact: My 7500 day birthday is coming up in July!

Okay maybe the fact isn't that fun, but the fact that I bothered to find out surely is

ram litmus test?

modded minecraft make toast

What has been you favourite course at uni so far?

COMP1511 🔥🔥🔥

What animals were in your house?

Cats, Rabbits, Guinea pigs, Pigeons, Love birds, other birds, dogs, snakes, fishes, monkeys, and many many more...

Why does technology always crash at the worst time?

It thrives on drama.

Who is your favourite Doctor?

I love all the Doctors a great deal but the Eleventh Doctor has a special place in my heart.

What app do I most frequently visit on my phone?

Surfline!

Best study spot on campus?

Probably SEB basement or Ainsworth 🤔