Meet the 26T3 Team!

why didnt the mips program make it home from the function?

it forgot to jr $ra

How do you handle stress?

I push to a stack and deal with it later.

Some say a picture is worth a thousand words… but in MIPS, what directive is worth a thousand words?

.space 4000

cat ?!

cat: '?!': No such file or directory

I tried to take a photo with my bird chewing some paper to make a joke that "my parrot also likes file handling"

But he bit me instead

I notice you play a lot of League of Legends. You must be pretty good at it then, right?

Let's talk about MIPS assembly instead.

Favourite D&D class?

I love them all equally.

Will I be asked to upload a proper profile image?

probably

Why are assembly programmers always soaking wet?

They work below C-level.

Each language has its purpose, however humble. Each language expresses the Yin and Yang of software. Each language has its place within the Tao.

But do not program in Zig if at all possible.

Why do C and C++ programmers have such bad eyesight?

Because they can't C#

Yes

Did you get the question/answer order mixed up?

Which Mario Kart character do you think you could beat in a race?

Toad... I may have short legs but his are shorter

how do cse tutors eat cookies?

with a megabyte

Favourite reason to travel??

FOOOODD!!!!

Why did the programmer quit their job?

Because they didn't get arrays.

Reason to live?

The Strokes

Best thing to relax?

Sleep!!!

What did the mips program say to the other mips program?

the instruction that failed was: 0x00400008 [0x8c280000] lw $t0, ($at)

did you ride here?

probably, yeah

Do you have pets?

Yes — two cats and two dogs!

Why was the cat such a good programmer?

It never missed a bug

Did you rotate the photo sideways just to get Ned Kelly in the shot?

No comment.

Favourite debugging technique?

printf("asfjdkl\n");

Why did they extend ASCII from 7 bits to 8?

They thought it’d be a bit better.

What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?

Incorrectly

Favourite comfort food?

Buldak spicy ramen.

ram litmus test?

modded minecraft make toast

Why should you not trust the & and | operators?

Because they are only a bit-wise