Programming Fundamentals

Really, who am I?

Software Engineer, Tennis lover, Coffee aficionado & Favourite languages (right now) Typescript, Python, C!

What is your addiction?

Remedy Ginger and Lemon Kombucha

It’s a bug 🥲

No, it’s a ✨fEAtUre✨

Something about me?

I don't have all my molars yet and I don't think I ever will :(

What is your biggest goal this year?

To reach level 41 in pokemon go 🤩

How many apples can you eat in a week?

A lot. As in 12kg of apples.

Favourite function? y = b*cos(x)

Why? It's just because of x

what show are you currently watching?

gilmore girls because winter <3

What is a fun Corroboree Frog fact?

Corroboree frogs can't jump! They also don't have natural predators so if you call out to them, they will respond!

Are there any side effects to taking a CompSci Degree?

no!;
not as far as i_m aware at least;
if (i didn_t tell you i did comp_sci) {
    i think you_d never know;
}

huh; 
it_s been so long; 
i don_t think i can tell anymore;

if (you notice anything strange) {
    then please let me know;
}

Best study spot on campus?

Probably SEB basement or Ainsworth 🤔

What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything

42

What's your favourite part of commuting to uni?

Dogspotting at Moore Park!

What is your favourite snack?

Raspberry and mango Haagen Dazs icecream

Why do programmers prefer dark mode?

Because light attracts bugs!

Best programming joke?

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

Have you ever been slapped in the face by someone who isn't a family member or friend for a completely altruistic reason?

Yes

What is your favourite board game right now?

I'm loving Wingspan + the Oceania expansion!!!

What is your favourite VSCode theme to use?

FakeDonald's by Samuele Pignone

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Unexpected '{' on line 22.

Best Smash Bros character?

anything but R.O.B. please god

How many roommates do you have?

Around ten, but getting more. And ... they are all plants.

If you had to use a fake name, what would it be?

Ibrahim Ghoneim (They still don't know)

fav place to sleep at uni?

the couches in hilmer <3

Can you solve my challenge?

ADEF3abef_adef0acef_ABFaefbcdf!!

Вивчаєте українську мову?

Ні, я не вчуся.

Why should you sleep?

Do you not get curious how a computer works? And ever wanted to make the components, operating system solve problems by building solutions? I think that's pretty cool. Also don't play LoL

How do you implement fibonacci in C efficiently?

int fibonacci(int n) { int f[n+1]; f[0] = 0; f[1] = 1; for (int i = 2; i <= n; i++) { f[i] = f[i-1] + f[i-2]; } return f[n]; }

!false

it's funny because it's true

How to help a dolphin that can't swim?

Teach it about the C.

What do you wish was different?

Nothing

Which place has the worst drivers?

Well after www.nvidia.com/download/index.aspx, I'd have to say Atlanta Georgia (their driving test lasts 3 minutes and is monitored remotely by an 'instructor'!).

Favourite lego piece?

Lego brick separator

Why don't programmers like parties? 🪩

Because they prefer functions 😎🍾;

Favourite manga?

20th Century Boys

no thoughts

head empty

void prompt() {

// add answer here

}

Why do java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C

Fun Fact: My 7500 day birthday is coming up in July!

Okay maybe the fact isn't that fun, but the fact that I bothered to find out surely is

ram litmus test?

modded minecraft make toast

do you have any comp sci jokes?

a whole array of them!

Why did the cloud break up with the data center?

It needed more space

What's something you read that really moved you?

"Coding is art, and true art is open to interpretation"

However please note, this is not legal advice.

What is similar between coding and playing piano?

Both are performed by hands :D.